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The CIA hired a new director.
The director had a spot to hire a new agent but had 3 great candidates.
1 was 25, 1 was 35 and one was 45.
To find the best he came up with a plan.
Placing each in a room alone the director came in with a gun to the 25 year old and said, "I have your wife in the room next door, take this gun and shoot her."
The 25 year old responds, " I can't do that I love her too much."
He goes to the 35 year old and says the same thing. The 35 year old takes the gun turns towards the door and says,"No I can't do that I love her too much."
The director goes to the 45 year old. He takes the gone goes through the door. The director hears two loud gun shots, then a bunch of cussing and screaming. 10 minutes later the 45 year returns.
The director looks at him and the 45 year old says, " some idiot loaded that gun with blanks so i had to chase her around and choke her to death." :rofl

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